After that economic genius Trump “gives the Chinese a haircut” on their Treasury notes we’ll all be wiping our ass with $100 bills, because after he manages to collapse the dollar, a piece of toilet paper as big as a $100 bill will cost more than $100.

Hopefully when he’s ready to retire at 50 we can get him over to MLS

Wayne Rooney’s really let himself go.

“Why would you not pace yourself or cut yourself off after a bit so you remember the experience?”

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

“Am I under arrest?”

Your choice of verbs sucks.

With his record, he’d probably get England relegated.

Moyes is a Scot.

I’ll send ye back tae think again.

1 pound of brains in a 50 pound head

Perhaps they should have given him more responsibilities. Maybe then they wouldn’t have bet Allardyce on just one role.

That seat was reserved for the 4th place trophy.

The only thing worse than managing your kid's expectations vs reality, is being divorced and trying to coordinate your kid's insane Xmas list with your ex. (Not to mention basically 4 sets of grandparents now that we're both in other long-term relationships).