West coast male outdoor lover,

Sunscreen is a PITA, most are oily and it doesn’t feel good. Once I put it on, i’m searching for something to wipe it off my palms so I feel like a person without gross hands. I care about my skin and want to be better about using it; it’s just annoying.

I bought a wide brim hat and keep…

Sign on a bulletin board at an Air Force base in the ‘60s ~

Sign on a bulletin board at an Air Force base in the ‘60s ~

Well, she usually dresses all in green, with a plant motif. If for some reason she isn’t wearing her normal ensemble, she’s likely still hanging out with Harley Quinn, which coupled with the flaming-red hair, should be a dead giveaway.

This article was not as helpful as I was hoping, Elizabeth.

Any chance of a follow-up that delivers on the premise of the headline?

Say, in the next five minutes? Because I think I just heard sirens.

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

Drive in the right lane when not passing/driving slow

Frosted Quakes?!

To edit the HOST file on Windows, you MUST open the text editor as admin. You cannot edit normally. Even in the admin account you MUST open the text editor as admin.

You have to do something about these grotesque posts.

You have to do something about these grotesque posts.

I’m great at this game. Want to know a great tip?

I like to wait to buckle my kid into his car seat until I’m at the end of the block. Feels better to me than buckling him in right when I put him in the car.

I’m with you. I don’t believe anyone who tells me they have diabetes. Any insulin dependent diabetes? What a crock! I just don’t bother arguing anymore. The human body works perfectly 100% of the time, and no one has ever had a life experience different than mine.

Don't eat them, then.

The Pulsar is all kinds of terrible. Looking, driving. Not sure how it's on the list.

Hydro Flask Water Bottle

Hydro Flask Water Bottle

My staircase is curved. Here are the tools I use to replace its carpeting.

Yes, yes, you cheapskate, I want that fecal covered gift box...

It's a nifty idea... but if someone hand this over to me, I'm going to take a step back with both hands up at chest-level and give them WTF face.

Sorry, there's only two kinds of wine flavors: Franzia chillable red, and then Franzia chillable red when I put vodka in it.