Also, many Black Friday deals are items that didn't pass quality check the first time, or were assembled with parts of lesser quality. All the major electronic companies do it, specifically for Black Friday deals. Beware.....BEWARE!
I'm not kidding, though.

Also, many Black Friday deals are items that didn't pass quality check the first time, or were assembled with parts…

Momma said knock you out...Momma said she'd do it herself!

blatant false advertising!

Yes, I do have issues.

Man boobs, old lady boobs, booby traps, boobs on traps. Skeletor has probably seen some shit... hence the lack of eyes which were most likely self inflicted.

Use a cat?

Wonderful.. more child abuse. Seriously he's too young to know what MechWarrior is. Stop using your kids as living props parents.

Does the NCAA consider the clap an impermissible gift?

Assplay Like A Champion Today

Things got awkward when talking about their favorite position, as they both answered "receiver".

I'd make a tight end joke, but it wouldn't be relevant in her case.

Red Mage, please!

I'll buy that for a dollar.

Obviously, step one is to not fear him.

Because of course my first entry into the Kotaku Shop Contest is an animated GIF. Hoping this loads, it's just under 5MB and it's the smallest I could get it and still feel OK about the quality.

i hope no one did this yet

FF Anaconda! ^_^

Wow, long post to tell people that they suck at the game?

Titanfall never cut it for me because they never bother to tell you a story of let you know more about the world of the game, then in the end Titanfall only have the game mechanics to hold it. It's hard for me to keep playing multiplayer deathmatch again and…