The more I C, the less I see.

Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… "I understand", says the bartender – and pours two pints.

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An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… "I understand", says the bartender – and pours two pints.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

The beginning of the programmer's wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program.

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