The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

Sure, but it will be a much more polite fascism.

I am a Raptors stan since day 1, multiple season ticket holder since 2008-09 and hoping against hope they can win it all.... But this is all I see when I imagine it:

You forgot to mention San Francisco falling into the ocean from an earthquake while the Raptors are not in town.

Ways Raptors can win

It’s disturbing how much time you put into that thought.

What about an assless Kevin Durant? Or Kevin Durant in assless pants? (Just imagine 1991 Prince and add two feet.)

Done with a marker/felt tip, large block letters, individualized/completely fucked spelling, very broad thesis points with no supporting facts to trip over . . .

My mom's from Philly, and as long as I've been alive she's said "roebuck" instead of "robot." As in, "Of all the mechanical creations in Star Wars, R2-D2 is my mother's favorite roebuck." I have no idea why she pronounces it that way.

That I can’t speak to.  But notes like that?  It usually means what I said.  But honestly, who the fuck knows with this moron.

So Trump has had dementia his entire life? I’m not buying that. I’ll stick with the possibility that he is just a fucking idiot.

Anybody who has had an elderly relative with dementia pass away has likely found notes like these in their residence after they were gone. My grandmother had grievance notes like this all over her house, and I’ve spoken with many other people who have reported the same kinds of notes with their loved ones also.

A couple of guys from my high school were there in the arena that night and saw it happen. They said afterward that, even seeing it live, they weren’t sure at the time if it was real or if it was some kind of dark publicity stunt where a dummy had been dropped and taken away in an ambulance. I think the fact that the…

Please don’t.  I’m a Raptors fan.

Our whole nation seems to be governed by the sunk cost fallacy.

This is fucking insane.

Meh, they’re probably all just dick pics:

Forget the Kraft video. I want to see those DMs.

NBA continues to write storylines better than Vince McMahon could ever dream of.