tiberius28
Tiberius
tiberius28

I have no idea how they do it, but it’s a scientific fact that the unwrapped starburst minis taste 1000% better than their larger, wrapped up cousins.

Its Pittsburgh, nobody native hears the wheezy breathing.

Wrong. There’s no such thing as a bad dog.

So over these tiny breeds. What’s wrong with regular Starburst?

Meet Boujee, the six-month-old French bulldog puppy

Careful. If Trump sees this, his wall is gonna get twenty feet higher.

I watched this game from start to finish, and the thing that’s crazy about the Rockets is even while they’re putting up a near-historic scoring quarter, it’s still awful to watch. Then you glance at the score and you’re like “wait, they’re up by 29?”

That was some of the worst playoff basketball I’ve seen in quite some time. The Thunder did get a triple double — as a team — recording its 10th assist late in the fourth quarter. They actually went 22 minutes of game time without recording one at all. Russ had three in the first quarter...and three for the game.

I’m cackling at the thought of the Pacers and Thunder finishing the regular season with the same record and Thunder being knocked out of the playoffs before the Pacers.

Next thing you know this new edgy Romney will be knocking back caffeine free Coke and he doesn’t care if you know it!

Because he’s always talked a good game? And he only cares about Trump to the extent that Trump’s bluntness is destroying the GOP’s carefully crafted facade, not because he disagrees with any Trumpian policies (if you can call them that).

Of course he wears a basketball jersey over a dress shirt.

“You see fellow fans, I too am monitoring Russell Westbrook’s infraction total and am jubilant he has reached a suitable number to force his return to the non-playing zone. It is four. Four infractions. Oh what fun. I prefer our troupe to theirs, do you not, chums?”

In 2012 he was just a regular down low racist who thought he knew what the poor needed: a fuck you and a couple of bane capital shoestrings so you can hang yourself if you weren’t making 100,000 a year.

Mitt Romney was thrilled to be at a game featuring his long time favourite team...*checks jersey* the Jazz at a game in his beloved home state of *checks drivers license* Utah.

The scholarship release isn’t actually part of why he can’t play in 2018. That’s an NCAA rule - regular transfers have to sit for a year no matter what barring a special NCAA exemption (usually only granted for major sanctions cases or serious family emergencies).

Those aren’t the only problems with those lifetime judicial appointments, though

Ghost of Steven Irwin: “Crikey, looks like I spooked the little bugger. You’re all right, mate. You’re all right...”

Mitch McConnell is going to take up judges—people who are going to be there for a lifetime —over ambassadors who will be there for a short time,” Corker reportedly said.

“And when under direct assault, the Bluegrass is able to retract the entirety of it’s head into it’s protective shell. This allows it to safely avoid danger while also enabling the turtle to rest comfortably inside its own asshole.”