“Yes, I’m taking notes.” - Bill Belichick

If true, all future references to the Vice President should be styled, “Self-described motherfucker Mike Pence.”

I’m guessing this is to lessen search results for, “Mars Wrigley sex trafficking.” You know, just in case someone wants to do a search for that.

Yea, it’s weird as hell, even though it makes sense in context.

Yeah, I thought that was worded oddly, too, even if it’s clear what they mean in context.

We were recently made aware of the World Wrestling Entertainment Inc’s (WWE) decision to honor a former wrestler during the upcoming WrestleMania 34 event. As a principle-based business that has long championed creating inclusive environments that encourage and empower everyone to reach their full potential, this is…

That’s truly impressive. Of course, I have a few questions:

Jeezus, that’s good mimicry. Like, A++ level stream-of-Trumpiness. How can you unhinge your mind like that, and is it hard to return to a linear timeline afterwards?

That’s a very realistic take and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s correct.

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

My dad used to lay in bed with me when he told me bedtime stories. He would start to fall asleep midway through every story and soon my requested fable about Star Wars now featured an angry Ted Williams and aspects of tort reform. My half conscious father made far more sense than this president

That feels like someone bending over backwards to find something vaguely similar to the shit in Trump’s head. For this to be what he’s talking about, he would have had to learn about Japan’s safety testing procedures at some point in his life (no chance), remember it (no chance), then make up something barely…

Trump doesn’t have the metal dexterity to imagine a toy monkey that claps cymbals AND flips.

He was right to take credit. If he hadn’t shown up at all, Saccone probably would’ve eked it out.

You guys...I’m starting to think he may not actually be very bright.

He appeared at a rally for Rick Saccone on Saturday. He referred to Conor Lamb as “Lamb the Sham”.

Clearly his dizzying intellect.

Moolah was indeed a “trailblazer for female equality”. Prior to her arrival it was only male promoters that prostituted out women, seriously hurt competitors in the ring, and intentionally held their rivals down. In short, she proved women can be assholes, too.

The revision of Warriors history blows my mind. Not just the basic facts (that he was a raging hard right wingnut who described steroids as part of a “holistic” approach to health) but also in the WWE lore, who had released a documentary basically mocking him.
Him dying immediately after his induction is literally the…

“Congratulations Mandy Rose on winning the Fabulous Moolah Battle Royal! How does it feel knowing that if Moolah were alive, she would have stolen your money and tried to pimp you out because she felt threatened by you?”