Which part of the conspiracy made their coach suck and be unable to adjust to anything ever on those occasions when things don’t go they way they planned.

It’s the black players I tell you. They’re conspiritating to make Jerry Jones and our Dear Leader look stupid. We need more all white sports like show jumping and lacrosse.

It’s a win-win for Jennings. The NCAA would applaud him, since there’s no way a student-athlete should engage in anything resembling professionalism. And since he’s demonstrated a marked lack of professionalism and awareness of how to handle the situation, he just jumped to the top of Tennessee’s coaching search.

This is an acceptable to greatuse of a Sean Hannity conspiracy link.

When you put it like that it’s unironically not that bad of a statement. Extremely unprofessional, but not bad.

“First he must remain abstinent for a year. Butch Jones, on the other hand, can immediately get back in any ho.” - the NCAA

Apart from the cowboys part, yes.

Translation:

Wait, that’s not real, is it?

Tennessee apparently did give a fuck, as Jennings was kicked off the team on Wednesday.

“Cowboys’ opponents haven’t been called for holding by the offensive line in quite some time”

I am absolutely convinced that there is a genuine conspiracy against Jerry Jones, because the universe is finally responding to Jones being a complete jackass.

Cowboys used to ride trails.

I think the demon that got summoned to be the owner of the Cowboys has reached the end of its contract, and since it can’t progress back to its own dark dimension, is just fucking with the team for shiggles.

Yup. You know how sports leagues hate when their most popular teams suck.

Let’s not forget the smoke screen the league created by having the opposing kickers get injured mysteriously in 2 straight games in order to raise the false flags. The league is just dangling the cars keys to keep the blinders on the sheeple.

It would be awesome to think that Roger was getting his revenge by telling the officials not to call penalties on Dallas’s opponents. But the idea that Goodell could manage to pull off something that complicated beggars belief.

/Goes back to watching Loose Change on YouTube

If this ends with Jerry Jones demanding Trump appoint a separate Special Counsel to investigate the connections between Mike Pereira and the Clinton Foundation, then...nope, still not worth it. But at least entertaining.

Giants are coming in on 12/10, you’ll get your 42 made up holding calls then.

As an unbiased observer I can say that in a sport where you can call holding on pretty much any play, 33 quarters is pretty significant. Do I care? No. Is it a conspiracy? I doubt it. Do the Cowboys suck? Yes.