You: “Once you’re done fellating the legacy of the Bulls, explain to me why my logic is false.

You:“I HATE how we’re not even allowed to wonder if someone might have been better than Jordan.”

“That Guy” never needed a game 7 and never lost a finals series. He certainly never shot so poorly that the the opposition blocked the paint and dared him to take jumpers (Spurs).

“Nobody has ever done what LeBron did to the Warriors last year.”

“By nearly every measure, Lebron is better at 31 than MJ was at 31.”

Nevermind.

“LeBron has an extra level no one in history can match.”

“You forgot the third option: not making a choice at all.”

“Your mistake is assuming that just because I didn’t fall lockstep into voting for Hillary that I am some Trump supporter.

“I’m sorry, I don’t know a SINGLE THING about WWE.” I just told you Brock wrestled in the WWE. Did you manage to forget that already? Haha.

“He won the K1 Grande Prix in 2001, the best kickboxing tournament in the world.” Hardly relevant to a fight that took place 15 years later in a different sport. That would be like suggesting Connor can box because he is a very good striker in the MMA. Again Hunt was ranked 7th and has never held the MMA Heavy Weight…

“You aren’t even arguing my point homey. He said brock was remembered as a baby because his career ended with back to back losses.” He was arguing (with a little hyperbole) that Brock, when left MMA the first was coming off back to back losses but was still portrayed as an unbeatable monster in WWE.

“Like, are you trying to say that Barry Bonds did not, in fact, hit all those home runs?” No I am saying he cheated to do it and his reputation has suffered because of it.

“He beat one of the most respected, decorated heavyweight fighters of all time who was on a big win streak.” Look I am a Kiwi and I like Mark Hunt but if Hunt is who you are describing that is bullshit. He is a gatekeeper who has never held the heavyweight title. He’s currently 7th and has a 7-4-1 UFC record.   

“Lesnar won his last fight against Mark Hunt.” And failed multiple drug tests. I think the other commentor was talking about the first time he went back to the WWE from MMA.

I know being a Chargers fan is not as hard as being a Browns fan but it is still f*cking painful.

Fantastic article. Thank you for this illuminating (and depressing) piece.

“For all the shit that’s been slung at Obama, he also didn’t have to go through his first Presidential election with 25 years worth of batshit crazy right wing hate machine propaganda against him.” No, he was just the first Black President in a country racist enough to elect Trump. People questioned whether he was a…

“If you wouldn’t use the word to describe everybody, don’t use it to describe anybody.”

“The future of the Democratic party isn’t in being centrist like Webb and Clinton” Obama was pretty centrist, he just was better at marketing himself than Hillary ( He also had the advantage of being able to claim he was a change candidate).