Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Any car that didn't get the optional fog lights...

Transatlantic in a 737 sounds like a particularly awful hell to visit.

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

If it was hypoxia, (as I've been told) having two pilots onboard would only mean we'd have two dead pilots in the water.

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

Nah, just the regular type of asshole that is the modern anti-Semite. This kind of shit burns in his brain whenever he's around someone who's Jewish - his broadcast partner making a throwaway comment about staying for the whole game somehow ends up ratifying that belief, so then he thinks "oh no man, it's cool- I…

The frustrating thing about this is that the man will likely issue whatever tepid apology is required and then just keep on keepin' on, having no idea why we can't take a joke around here anymore fer crissakes. He (and to be clear, I'm just using him as a proxy for a certain type of old dude) knows in his heart of…

You gotta be some kind of asshole to not only make that joke on air, but to direct it at your Jewish colleague and play it off with some kind of dipshit "I say that in an endearing and respectful way!" comment.

"I sincerely apologize for my error in judgement during yesterday's broadcast. I was trying to imply that Josh Lewin can be solicited for rough, sexual intercourse for as little as a penny by anyone, including his family members. My comments have nothing to do with anti-Semitism, and were only meant to remind our…

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

To be fair, that is a fucking hard game to go back to after playing modern fps.

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sort of unrelated, but is anyone going to PAX South?

How many years until this team is in Seattle?

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

This is what Mr Rogers thinks of your headline, Matt.

This seems so much more complicated compared with surfing off MS Anne's pier to find the truck, pushing it aside with Strength HM and then using the pokedex to for Mewtwo's cry to get Mew.

As long as we remain focused on security, such as obscuring 28-year-old phone numbers, the terrorists will never win.