I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

Nah, just the regular type of asshole that is the modern anti-Semite. This kind of shit burns in his brain whenever he's around someone who's Jewish - his broadcast partner making a throwaway comment about staying for the whole game somehow ends up ratifying that belief, so then he thinks "oh no man, it's cool- I…

The frustrating thing about this is that the man will likely issue whatever tepid apology is required and then just keep on keepin' on, having no idea why we can't take a joke around here anymore fer crissakes. He (and to be clear, I'm just using him as a proxy for a certain type of old dude) knows in his heart of…

You gotta be some kind of asshole to not only make that joke on air, but to direct it at your Jewish colleague and play it off with some kind of dipshit "I say that in an endearing and respectful way!" comment.

"I sincerely apologize for my error in judgement during yesterday's broadcast. I was trying to imply that Josh Lewin can be solicited for rough, sexual intercourse for as little as a penny by anyone, including his family members. My comments have nothing to do with anti-Semitism, and were only meant to remind our…

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

To be fair, that is a fucking hard game to go back to after playing modern fps.

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sort of unrelated, but is anyone going to PAX South?

How many years until this team is in Seattle?

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

WAS AT SPEEDWAY AND RIGHT NEAR TONY STEWARTS RACE HAULER.AFTER HE CAME IN HE HAD THE CREW CHAGE HIS RIGHT REAR TIRE .THEY ENDED UP PUTTING A LEFT ONE ON. COPS WERE TOLD ABOUT IT SO HOPEFULLY THEY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. HE ALSO HAD A GO PRO CAMERA ON HIS CAR HOPEFULLY THEY CONFISCATE THAT ALSO BEFORE THAT GETS…

1992 White Ford Bronco (You can get away with pretty much anything.)

Do tracks not exist for commercial purposes? Are they just so overwhelmed with constant events that if I gave them advanced noticed of my desire to pay to use one for an entire week and pay them a market rate for doing so they would refuse me? And do so (apparently) for 10 years? I think what you're telling me is…

It wouldn't be supporting illegal activity. You can smoke in private jets.

I could think of no other medical devices that Signature Group would have willingly bought that did not directly implicate them as supporting illegal activity. I would assume they had to make the purchase since it's likely equipment that had to be installed (possibly permanently) on their aircraft. It could be the…

"Those upgrades include satellite phones, a custom bed, and sophisticated medical equipment. That last one has me stumped."

This seems so much more complicated compared with surfing off MS Anne's pier to find the truck, pushing it aside with Strength HM and then using the pokedex to for Mewtwo's cry to get Mew.

As long as we remain focused on security, such as obscuring 28-year-old phone numbers, the terrorists will never win.