In one part of my brain that’s a super sweet story. In the other part it’s weird. Good on you for giving top sex advice to your dad! You deserve something nice.

My mother accidentally signed into the wrong Target account and ordered some KY warming lube...like, more than a couple bottles.

One of the funniest experiences of my life:

Bullshit. Bring in more revenue. Obamacare extended the solvency of Medicare by over a decade. Tens of millions of people rely on Social Security as their only source of income. Cutting benefits puts them out on the streets to die.

Please do tell how countries like Canada or England manage to stay afloat with “entitlement programs” such as universal healthcare, and why it is such a difficult thing for the US, where kids can get killed just for being at school, to do so. How is it not a huge burden in other countries but somehow unacceptable for…

Congress doesn’t have a wifi enabled TV or computer screen just sitting there. Also, twitter isn’t chromecast enabled on iphones.

It’s more like, yes I know he hates me but he promised to round up all the brown people.

Trump wants power. Plain and simple. All these people that thought anything he has said was anything more then him saying what he needed to say in order to get elected is lying to themselves.

I think this is a great tribute. I’ve had trouble swallowing some of the excessive Carrie Fisher’s death media crap lately. It crosses the line between honoring someone and turns into graveyard navel-gazing. Before I go on, let me mention that I saw the first Star Wars 12 times. No, not on DVD, silly. Not streaming,…

I think it’s the most adorable, geeky, teenage thing ever, and therefore I highly approve.

There was a good sized contingent of extraordinarily devout guys in my high school in the “Youth for Christ” group. Every single one of them ended up being gay, with the Christian contingent being the perfect place for them to lay low during high school with a neverending supply of girlfriends who didn’t want to have…

This is what bibles looked like in the Middle Ages when they were still being hand-copied by monk scribes. All decorated with pictures and shit. Stick that in your pipes and smoke it, haters.

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

And get old. It’s awesome for getting guys to ignore you. I’m loving it so much. Fat and old is BONUS!

“...But this is a lie.” Yes, yes, yes it is. Because as Germaine Greer put it, women have no idea how much men hate us. They lie to us about it all the damn time, so that we might believe them and trust them and take care of them and feed them and fuck them and look nice for them. All the while they keep their boots…

Great piece. And may I recommend getting fat? I am completely invisible now. But nothing makes men angrier than a fat feminist who loves herself. Example number one - Lindy West. She rocks.

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

I reedited the clip to make it look like she was responsible. Guess it didn’t translate!!!!!!!