LOL!

JEZEBEL.

If nothing else it will get them prepared to build boats to escape the post-Brexit hellscape the country to turn into.

:P I think you’re taking it too seriously

Dude, different places use different words for the same thing: pop / soda, cellphone / mobile, so on and so forth

Yeah, clothing worn by fictional characters is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Marita Lorenz is a German name. Hell, “Lorenz” is basically the German form of “Lawrence”. What’s cringeworthy about JLaw playing someone with German heritage?

Because if the movie stopped to explain a simple thing like why he took a boat it would be yet more explanation and exposition in a movie already filled with exposition.

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking…

Ugh. It just kills me that so many women have basically the exact same story. Unwanted touching is like a shared cultural experience for American women, and men don’t get that. Shoot, many men don’t view this as sexual assault at all.

And in the context of that movie it was funny. This “joke” wasn’t in any such context.

If this was aimed at say Melissa McCarthy or Leslie Jones, Jezebel would be in stage three meltdown right now.

I get the idea that punching up is better than punching down. However, you’re really saying it’s okay to fat shame a dude, who is probably very insecure about his weight, by telling him he completely undesirable just because women get that kind of thing much more than men? That seems bizarre.

Can’t help but feel the response to this “joke” would be less positive had the genders been reversed.

Fried chicken is everybody’s friend. Including the vegans. (Sorry, vegans.)

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

That's the joke

Way to prove *that all along *you just wanted *to be a jerk, then.

I totally agree with Kara that my favorite shade is political shade. Clinton is a goddamned redwood!

Why are we team “dude whining about his breakup with a famous person on a public platform?” He just sounds annoying.