That's the joke

Is a woman allowed to have an opinion on this? Because I agree with him, those humongous perfectly round implants look grotesque. Yes, women have the right to do that to themselves. And the rest of us have the right to say it looks terrible.

Yeah, that’s really unfair.

I don’t see how he can. This is the longest he’s had to keep Trumping. He’s never truly Trumped this long or had to liveTrump this much for audiences. Usually he’d get a break to Trump off somewhere by himself. Maybe in his private bathroom where he can just be a Trump all day long. But this? This is an endurance test…

it doesn’t take 3 hours a day to stay fit. and it really doesn’t take money. go for a run 30 minues a day, and see what happens. then don’t eat a full plate of pasta.

Way to prove *that all along *you just wanted *to be a jerk, then.

Once I reached 30, I started seeing people in their early 20s dressed head-to-toe the same as I did when I was 7 or 8 years old. Getting older is strange.

I miss the Worth It column. I picked up several recommended items (Dodai’s favorite slip is still on my Amazon wish list), and picked up more recommendations in the threads on those posts. It would be Worth It (hyuk) to bring that feature back.

This palette looks great. Thanks for the rec!

I totally agree with Kara that my favorite shade is political shade. Clinton is a goddamned redwood!

Hi, gawker is closed, did someone here order webtraffic? Can we get a follow up piece on the guy who fucks pool floats?

There’s absolutely no call for comments like this. I edit my work—we all do—but the night moves quickly and sometimes there are slip-ups. Please use this space to engage kindly and thoughtfully.

I guess this is what we get with the Gawker migration? Cool stuff.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

Funnily enough that video is blocked in Germany by GEMA.

I have a friend who, when growing up, thought that the smell of weed was actually the smell of her dad’s poop. He used to smoke after locking himself into the bathroom.

This. While the complaints regarding Metzger are valid and I’m glad to see he’s facing repercussions for his statements, it is absolutely bullshit that there’s an expectation that people respond to the Internet Mob in real time. Presumably Schumer just fired someone she has (at least in the past) considered a personal…

For the love of Pete, what are you waiting for? If there is a time to get high, your mom has earned it. Please, give her a brownie and enjoy the moment - you might not have another chance.

Can we not blame Amy Schumer for the assholery of men she may have employed/known? Let’s stay focused on the true jerks who deserve our anger.

Why are we team “dude whining about his breakup with a famous person on a public platform?” He just sounds annoying.