“Fuck ‘yo cake.”

Hercules was most likely not super amped about baking George Washington a birthday cake since he actually ran away on Washington’s birthday.

That wouldn’t be a good bet, I would think it would be that a man would be punished more severely. Many people on this thread have expressed sympathy for the presumably fragile mental status of the rapist, how often does that happen when a man rapes a woman who is unable to consent?

USA Freedom Kids sounds like the poorly translated name of a cheap Chinese GI Joe knock off

I love Marshmallow too especially when she uses the scratching board. I also love Sassy Fran. She is soooo cute!

Pumpkin, because my actual cat looks just like him. Plus, he was the first one to leave me a gift. :3

Honestly its one of the most polarizing debates, you either are correct and HATE THE MONSTER or you love him.

My gf got the game when it was still in Japanese, and ended up naming the fat cat ‘Wub Chub’. For a couple weeks, once a day I used to hear “Damnit, Wub Chub!! I *just* put that out!”

You know you have a real problem when you question the validity of your decade-long relationship when you realize your partner is....DUN DUN DUN.....a TUBBS APOLOGIST

TUBBS! My friend told me that when Tubbs comes not to refill the food until he leaves, because then he’ll leave a lot more fish

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#NotAllMen

I saw a quote that might up up this thread entirely. It said, “hating women ain’t happy; happy women ain’t hating.” If you’re not familiar with Zoe, cool. But that doesn’t mean she’s “done nothing” or doesn’t have her sphere of influence. Was the reach overstated by the Julianne? Maybe. But...see quote above.

The best description I’ve heard of him: He looks like he’s perpetually trying to open a stuck pickle jar.

It’s hard to put into words what David Bowie meant to me. “Ziggy Stardust” was the first song I learned to play on guitar. I watched the Labyrinth daily as a child. I listened to his music so much I wore out cassettes and broke CDs. He was this incomprehensible, beautiful alien from beyond who visited Earth for a time…

“Why does everything you wear look like it’s bearing a grudge? You’ve got a wardrobe full of little murderers.”

The cast of Absolutely Fabulous was banned from drinking after the partying got “out of control.”

Abrams continues to talk sense.

“...women can withhold (ugh) sex”

I’m gonna defend Kylie. I don’t like doing it, but I think it’s the right thing, so here it is: