You can only wander around in the dark with a bathrobe on for so long before it gets boring.

Somebody’s lonely in the White House.

I thought of that too, how humiliating to have to say you only wanted a free trip to Chicago, and that’s why you tried to blow up someone’s life..when you were actually beaten and just want to see your children. Really, really horrible.

It sucks that people can coerce women into retracting these allegations and having to say shit like “I just wanted a free trip to Chicago” for the rest of their lives.

I now hate Matt Lauer one degree less. That’s saying a lot as I’ll never forgive him for what he did to Ann Curry.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

During times of great upheaval, like The Great Depression and WWII, don’t people prefer light, frivolous entertainment? Just like during the crash of the 1930's, what we need now is musicals, romantic comedies, uplifting music, weed and harcore porn, not this depressing bullshit.

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

What he lacks in length, he tries to make up for with intensity.

To be fair, we all wish that

With those short fingers, it’s hard for Trump to shake a normal sized hand. He’s just attempting to find better purchase, just in vain. I hope all world leaders make note of this technique until Donald’s schtick is rendered useless.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

I mean we really need to start discussing the fact that Beyoncé can put on an entire conceptialized high-art performance and be criticized by the same people that scream with delight when Katy Perry shoots foam out of her boobs.

It’s so true. She made choices that made sense as a pregnant performer and it worked.

I get people not being into the performance but I don’t get people who criticize her for trying to do something high concept/life as art/etc. Like, criticize the art, don’t say Beyonce is so full of herself doing this shit, stick to singing. So weird to have an opinion about what kind of art an artist should be…

Thank you for advertising mental health non-profits!

All this.

This is really interesting, because corporations are not moral actors. I’ve been paying attention to commercials (sociology major, can’t help it), and I’ve noticed that advertisers are still using same-sex and interracial couple and families and gender bending in their commercials. That’s really significant to me, it…