Is it gross that I saw that Thanksgiving tweet and actually let it make me feel mildly inadequate (because you’re saying Khloe fucking Kardashian can do that and I can barely get out of bed by 11am on a holiday?), and that knowing it was a lie actually makes me feel better, and that watching her implode over her lie…

It’s obviously a good first step but I have a sneaking suspicion that what we’ll eventually land on is that the three major factors playing into the disparity are the relative poverty in First Nations communities, the ingrained racism in Canadian society(and particularly law enforcement) and the relative isolation of…

so uh.....

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

Weird. So dolphins probably can’t tell individual humans by sight at that distance. I hear crows can tell individual humans apart from a distance. I can’t decipher any crows or dolphins from any others at any distance, so I don’t really feel like I should judge.

YES

Times like these, we all gather around to remember the profound words of Chumbawamba:

Have AdultoSaur been reached for comments? ?

I don’t know, I feel like when people use “adulting” they’re acknowledging the fact that they’re incompetent adults and they’re doing the bare minimum. I always see it as making fun of themselves (myself included), not thinking they actually deserve a prize.

Meeeeh.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

Not to mention having your body because less reliant on the substance you were using. The physical and mental toll it takes on a person is not easy.

Seems like this tour’s been going on since 1989.

I hope you can find that way again!

I was on morphine 24 hours a day for over two years because of nerve damage in my ribs. I have recently started feeling better, and so I thought I could go off the morphine. I tapered down, and then finally went through full withdrawal two weeks ago. It was literally hell. And it filled my heart with compassion for…

I have chronic pain and I won’t use narcotics except for very short periods (like I used Norco for three days after surgery but asked that was all I got, and then I switched to the 800 mg ibuprofen). My husband sometimes will say that he wishes I’d take narcotics when my pain is really bad but addiction runs in my…

Good luck! It really isn't as easy as we would like it to be. The way drugs mess with your brain chemistry is insane.

The problem with those lovely cream colored chunky blankets is that if I got one, it would never be washed and therefore would get Dog hair and cat hair and pizza sauce and cat pee and Chinese food sauce, and pot sticker sauce, and tikka masala sauce and white wine and red wine and vomit and period blood all over it…