Basically, that fucking fox created entire generations of furries single-handedly. As who among us would not, given the power?

That was one smooth fox, and still is my favorite Robin Hood. I someone would replace Kevin Costner with the cartoon fox in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, that would make me very happy.

I consider myself a decent, moral, highly educated person but damn if I don’t laugh at Poot Lovato every single time.

I don’t love him or hate him, but his word usage reeks of someone who is trying too hard to sound intelligent.

Am I really the only one who found this passage utterly pretentious? It read to me like a textbook example of the haughty way a narcissist will speak and carry themselves. I guess it still could be poetry though. I’m not into poetry so I’ll take your word.

Just looking at this picture makes me feel homesick for a life I FELT I was living through Angela. Holy god that show was so, so meaningful to me as a teen.

I liked her better when she was called Rayanne Graff!!

leave social media.

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

“Illuminati Kale” is my new favorite BCO phrase. Also, the name of my next band.

The librarian said it was a normal sized home use crock pot, so yeah, a gallon or so of volume. She didn’t assemble it on site, apparently she did it some place else and then carried the whole thing into the library.

Someone stole me tearaway Nike track pants and my Nano-Pet from the school changeroom when I was in 4th grade. It was terrible, I worked so hard to care for that little dude.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

It truly brings the Tempest out of many.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

I just wrote a long post about how my mother did the exact opposite. I have come in to my own now and think I am quite attractive but it took years of therapy to see myself that way. Hug your mother.

This is a picture from last week, right?

I actually really want this!

But she's a born Amber. I mean COME ON.

You’d have to be clueless to think Katy Perry could pull the character of Cher off in this musical.