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Oh my yes! I NEED to see the “harrowing detritus sucked out of [my] pores.” This is going on my Christmas list. (Yes, I am an adult whose families still do Christmas lists.)

Oh my yes! I NEED to see the “harrowing detritus sucked out of [my] pores.” This is going on my Christmas list.

You're half right. Include personal emails and, while we're at it, all other modes of communication and you're all the way there.

I swear there’s a weird correlation between mean girls and the inability to punctuate properly.

Not exactly on topic, but is she a scientologist? Bragging about getting her product on Jenna Elfman and Kelly Preston (both known clams) gets her a side-eye.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and

TRUE. I forgot how wild things get when we have a NDG article.

Bill Nye the skin cream guy.

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?

Blake Shelton has no time for games,

WOW I have big news

Lorena Bobbitt helped get the marital exemption removed from NC rape laws. True Story: The morning this story hit the newspapers across the country (and it was front page, above the fold of EVERY newspaper in the country), the NC legislature was due to vote on removing the marital exemption from our rape laws. (Back

Can we go one FUCKING day around here without calling a woman who was abused to the point of chopping someones penis off OLD? FUCK. No one cares about your boner.

NO WAY

Nice try. We’re talking about Sea World and its treatment of orcas. Not other parks that may be run more responsibly.

Sure, sure. It’s the activists’ fault. Why couldn’t everyone just shut up and let animal cruelty for fun and profit continue forever?

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

Let us have a moment of silence for my neighbors ex husband. Their marriage might not have worked out but he is a stand up, regular, good guy, and does not deserve what fate did to him. Edward Cullen.

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