Exactly. I'd wager the vast, VAST majority of people who do play video games have zero clue that any of this is going on. If they read anything video game related, it's probably in an issue of Game Informer if that. They don't endlessly go to Kotaku or Polygon or NeoGAF or Destructoid or Joystiq or Gamasutra or any…

Nah, then they'd have to delay it another full year, since it would double the work.

It's a game with an ESRB rating of M, which means it's aimed at mature audiences, AiSmash. Whereas there have only been two Zelda games rated higher than E10, Twilight Princess and Link's Crossbow Training. I do not need to ask them. Bayonetta is also not part of a beloved long-running franchise that's closely…

A real comparative test would be to set out the Walmart sandwich and other sandwiches (Blue Bunny etc) and see what happens.

Do these people think she coded the game or something?

Oh God, I hope so. To be a fly on the wall of a bunch of serious people having a serious discussion about dongs. It must be like a real-life Python sketch.

He's sick of a video game company talking about video games? You don't buy shares in Trojan and complain that all they talked about was dicks.

My breath is as dry as a dead dingo's donger.

It didn't NOT work.

I think I've got you beat, considering how people sharing my ethnicity are portrayed in every video game ever.

Played through it like 4 times, the story significantly changing each time I did it. Even the gunplay could be fun once you got a decent bit in.

Now all apple fans can live out their fantasy and simulate fucking an apple product.

Nominating this thread to be the official request thread for a more traditional tabletop RPG style game where the Dungeon Master uses the GamePad to control, build, and utilize the dungeon while the other players play through it.

Nominating this thread as the official thread for requesting any of the following:

"I often tell people that this was the best thing that ever happened to me," Orth says. "It's hard for people to hear that, because they saw what happened...But, you know, it was an amazing, life-changing experience for me. I wouldn't want to go back to the person I was before then."