I really appreciate how amazed the astronaut is. You were just in space!

There was only one male writer, only one male editor, and one of the executive produces was a woman.

...just reminds me of this sketch from over 5 years ago...

I certainly never heard of the game before this. I also think their excuses are bullshit, and this will make me less likely to buy the game.

Suddenly it’s “PC” to not talk about your butthole in a public, sponsored setting.

I’ve always wondered why game developers don’t just give an answer like “Making a game is always a matter of giving up on a lot of things your wishlist for features in order to actually get the thing out the door. The good thing is that we’re always looking to expand and improve, so if this is a thing you want to see…

I mean just say you ‘Don’t want to add women in.’ just...just fucking say it. Because saying ‘Game lore’ is a bullshit reason. You’re going to get shit either way so just be honest.

When you factor in the boob physics, hip sway, seductive walk, playful giggles when sneaking, sexually charged moans when taking damage, make-up application animations, entirely new costumes and outfits that all show off midriff/cleavage/thighs, and a host of other problems it’s painfully clear how much extra work…

Hey remember when ubisoft made this excuse about assassin's creed unity a few years ago and it was immediately proven to be bullshit?

I half heartedly thought the opening crawl would just be JJ’s diary entry for what he would have done instead for Episode VIII. He ended up using the whole film for that.

The film over-corrected in reaction to the franchise’s worst fans and was a finale that had to retcon and undercut so many things about the saga to make itself work.

They’re multiplying, growing stronger. “Strong Songs” wasn’t just a name! It was a warning.

you guys are like babies, do you need e-mommy to point arrows to the npcs in a town now? you just talk to the people with diamonds over their heads. almost every game uses the internet as an online manual now, this is the single stupidest crybaby meme whining about destiny that there is. it feels fake as shit since…

I wonder if you’d tell this to a kid on a flight who’s desperate and in need of a bathroom. “You don’t have money. Go shit where you can afford to sit.”

Here’s my review:

“Destiny 2, a video game where you can shop for lots of pants by shooting aliens in the face”

So where do the ascendant raisins fit into all of this? I demand celery lore

How are you gonna mention her surviving the Hellmouth but not mention that she straight up lost her eyes and stole some new ones from a Hive enemy, hence her unique appearance?

Maybe you’re confused - Bungie has never used that argument to justify anything. The main reason people know about Bungie’s slow tools is because of Kotaku’s reporting on Destiny’s problems, which is certainly not sanctioned by the studio or its management. Outside of a few granular GDC talks (which are a far cry from…

I didn’t put it in here, but where I came from (Florida) we called these hurricanes and suicides.