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Shhhh, that goes against the outrage narrative that gets precious views on youtube. Not that some outrage isn’t justified. The whole Battlefront II debacle is an example where people were rightly angry. But I’m interested to see what Anthem does even if it doesn’t really seem like my kind of game. I’d be willing to

A YouTube video with nearly 900,000 views titled “Why Anthem Should Scare You | Has EA Destroyed Bioware?” just miiiight be the type of thing that the second-to-last paragraph of this article is talking about.

This purrfect skin is opurrating at mechximum catpacity.

“Ryu tried to find the heart of the cards” deserves all the stars.

The final scene from the Sakura story mode is her with longer hair (so a couple years after SFV) walking a dog when she sees Ryu in his standard gi and duffle bag wandering karate bum get up.

You know, the way we’re probably supposed to interpret this is “Ryu is significantly older than Sakura and is playing dumb to let her down gently”. But “Ryu has spent his whole life studying martial arts and therefore is basically clueless when it comes to romance & sexual attraction” is funnier, so I’m going to go

You’re a monster, that’s why. That is all there is to say about that 😀

only true intellectuals can finish a kotaku article

Alright fine....

Man, I’ve fallen behind on AC games. Reading through most of this list like...

It wouldn’t be the worst idea to identify which AC games each of these characters were in...

The magic of Varric is largely that he’s not “The Dwarf”. He’s a writer, a businessman, a “legitimate businessman”, an occasional soldier of fortune and a storyteller....... and, by the way, he’s also a dwarf.

“TFA: Here are the mysterious mysteries from this new thing! Orphan of destiny! All-powerful evil overlord! Enjoy!
TLJ: LOL nope. It’s all nothing.”

More like it made a lot of silly fan theories fall absolutely flat.

No he doesn’t, but if he isn’t honestly, what’s the alternative?

Think about the implication if she actually is a Skywalker or a Solo; so Han, Leia, Luke or any combination of those three just abandoned her on a backwater, and left her for dead and then ALL pretended like they had no idea who the fuck she was? That

That’s probably the second best line in the video after “Leeeeerrrrrooooyyyyyy MmmmmmJjjjeeeennnnkkkkiiiinnnnsss”.

“I’m comming up with 32.33, repeating of course, percentage of survival”

This list checks out.