Yeah not so much. The lettuce/tomato portion, youre correct.

Al Swearengen is the fucking Picasso of cursing. This drip of tit spittle is little more than a feeble cocked vulgarian.

“At what point do players say we have enough money we want to win five titles in a row and be the greatest team of all time?”

HamNo, your prizefighting articles are by far the greatest thing Deadspin produces these days. Great article as always.

I don’t think you can argue that Ward didn’t have any low blows — that said, Tony Weeks certainly was of the opinion that Kovalev was milking every “borderline” shot he could, whether or not he truly…

Best possible outcome of this fight: Mayweather knocks McGregor senseless with a punch, McGregor forgets where he is, lands a devastating headkick to Mayweather putting him into a coma, Mayweather’s estate sues McGregor for every penny he has and Conor disappears.

And that isn’t exactly to our benefit. The more widely available games are, the better in my opinion.

I don’t know why anyone would downgrade from Win10 to Win7 neither :/

You’re actually an idiot.

First things first. that picture is NOT a 15 year old... maybe when he was 10.

LOLOLOLOLOL ok. Race isn’t a problem in this country.

I wish Shakespeare were alive, just to see Philly boo him.

Sure. The death penalty is the ultimate form of premeditated murder and it doesn’t deter anybody from premeditated crimes. Also, the three drug cocktail is horrific. Look up that issue.

there’s actually a manual filter on every website ever. its called don’t click on shit you don’t wanna read.

Ah, yes... the whole “never trust the government with anything” mantra...

This shit fuck should not have a part of any routine, especially when you wake up. God, christ—just look at this asshole.

This is a grown man, unbelievable.

Why do you do this to yourself? I’d rather listen to the screams of a million voices crying out in terror than Joe Scarborough as my morning background noise.

DUKE ENDS INDEFINITE BACKPACK AND LOCKER ROOM SUSPENSION AFTER JUST ONE HOUR

You are going to be a very grumpy old man in the future, the kind that doesn’t quite get why people use that new cool thing that came out. Cortana is awesome and you’re missing out because...

Nobody’s going to care about one procedural amendment vote after two years of Trump. Jesus, Bernie people are hyperbolic.