Like the world needs more ‘hey look at this pretender who took a vaca, selfie, wore this, ate this, doesn’t like Trump’ lol. Who gives a shit...

Don’t assume I’m a blogger lol.

All of this possibly true. It doesn’t matter. The world would be better with less pretenders. Those who follow the pretenders are the biggest losers of them all.

Not...at...all. And by you assuming I am is the entire reason why most are so enamored by them, they want to be them. Why? For attention I guess. As for myself, I never enjoyed pretending.

I don’t know any rocket scientists at all lol. I suppose Ryan is a great pretender as many know who he is. Pretenders should not however be held in a higher regard as most other gainfully employed people.

An actor. Someone who entertains....big deal. He likes bikes, ok. Write an article about someone who, you know, actually does something. Why are people are so enamored with a person who pretends? They’re just people like anyone else.

I’ll never have any interest in bikes like these. It may as well not have an engine as it can’t really do anything.

I don’t know what the Koch bros are going to say about hybrid cars, but I will say that driving a Prius may be more harmful to the environment than driving a Hellcat. Tell me why the mass media doesn’t investigate this?

This....

I don’t care, they’re Teslas.

Scalia was a great Judge. Followed the constitution. The Republicans will unfortunately have to block any nomination or our nation will go to shit.

100 MPG....OMG....that’s sooooo fast...!!! And irresponsible lol.

So...what. Good for them to try and skirt around our oppressive gov’t.

So.....what. I don’t care. Good for them to try and skirt around our oppressive gov’t.

The Jalopnik bloggers are part of Gawker, there’s no doubt about it. They love their skinny jeans, beards and man buns lol.

This truck isn’t even an afterthought. I’m ordering a Raptor.

Richard Pryor was in a movie called Black or White Lightning or something like that. Was it about this guy?

The cars are not broken so they don’t need to be fixed. The problem is gov’t that needs to be fixed. When will the gov’t fix itself?

YAY....MORE DEBT....!!!!

So much resentment for wealth here at Gawker...