First things first: Our rules committee made Donald Trump ineligible because they knew that Trump—as the mascot and standard-bearer for the worst wypipo in the world—would not make this a competitive tournament. Allowing Trump would be like the NCAA allowing the Golden State Warriors to compete in March Madness.

I would admire a Japanese studio doing an manga adaptation where all the characters are cast with actors of the intended nationality.

For those who don’t know sports, Bof Kraft is a trumpian ass, and the Wilpons are some of the worst owners in baseball who were heavily involved with Bernie Madoff (massive ponzi scheme guy who is now in jail).

All functional fighting game AI cheats, it’s only the very best ones that don’t feel like they’re cheating you.

Okay, time to gawk at some of his dimes

Wait, why the Beach Boy hate? Are you not aware that your sister site, The A.V. Club, correctly proclaimed Pet Sounds to be a better album than Sgt. Pepper’s?

You are correct.

Hit or miss is an understatement with Miike somehow. I either love his movies to death or regret having ever seen one scene. Weird guy.

You thought you were going to get a chance to see Stand Power in action, BUT IT WAS ME!

I think you misnamed the Genji and Hanzo clones based on their weapons. Hanzo is the archer, so he’d be compared to the Green Arrow cosplayer, and Genji is the cyborg ninja, so he’d be the Sephiroth wanna-be

Who else is surprised that, of the two of them, McEnroe is not the one who became the angry, bigoted, old person yelling at kids to get off of his/her lawn?

fuck.

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

Former Obama deputy assistant and Biden national security advisor asks an important question and a former CIA deputy director responds:

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE? Not only did he think firing Comey would successfully cover his ass, he thought people would be fucking happy about it. Seriously if I have to read about how anyone can be President now—this does nothing except prove that only people with adequate capabilities and experience should be…