#NotAllCats will leave you to die.

You know what they say: showing up is half the battle, 80% of the time, every time.

I, uh, am in the “curvier” demographic (fat, I’m fat) and I hate these cold shoulder look — first because of the bra situation described above, but also my upper arms are awful. I need sleeves to get by.

Factcheck: TRUE.

...So Steve King’s vision of America is one where we all look like Steve King? Hard pass.

I once fell asleep in front of my laptop with Youtube running in another tab, and woke up to Ed Sheeran covering a Frank Ocean song. It was rough.

I think what Sam was getting at was that Black British actors might not have the specific cultural context that Black American actors might be able to bring to American characters. The hard thing is that the British actors who make it America are incredibly gifted bunch and I think we’d be a lot poorer, talent-wise,…

But will the frozen fish be woke?? I thought you cared about climate change, Leo??? What about overfishing?? Pollution??? Now I want fish sticks???

... That’s not Marc Warren?

I have honestly no interest in Tom Hiddleston’s private life or secret thoughts about life, love, the universe and Taylor Swift’s secret plot to take over the universe. Tell me about your large adult monkey movie, Tom.

I’m trying not to cry at my desk. This, combined with the murder/attempted murder of desi men in Kansas City and Seattle, it’s an especially scary time to be brown in America.

Your comment just punched me in the face with the force of its truthfulness.

For this individual millennial? Her Catwoman was ... formative to me.  

And Michelle Pfeiffer was also there.

Yup. I don’t expect anyone else to, but I also cut her some slack for growing with super-Christian, super-conservative parents/pastors who reject who she is now. Childhood programming is a fucking hard thing to break.

I have a soft corner for Katy Perry and I’m not sure why. Maybe because I respect her stumbling towards wokeness when she really doesn’t have to? Maybe it’s her bright blue eyes? Is it because I have and will jam to Teenage Dream forever?

I’m glad it happened. It finally brought justice to Marisa Tomei!!

So, let me take a look at you. Your face is very pinched and forward, like a sphincter. You know, it’s very… It’s tight and it’s dark. We can change all that!

This is going to give me life for months. Months!

Listen, I was blasting Kasabian’s “Underdog” just last week.