So, let me take a look at you. Your face is very pinched and forward, like a sphincter. You know, it’s very… It’s tight and it’s dark. We can change all that!

This is going to give me life for months. Months!

NO. NOPE. NON. NUH UH. NO.

Listen, I was blasting Kasabian’s “Underdog” just last week.

Well, at least that would be dramatically appropriate, since she won that Oscar for playing Thatcher.

There’s always something disquieting about wax figures, but this one ... This one is especially heinous. Those cruel eyes!

I too follow in Her light. (But not enough to watch Nashville. Hopefully her next project will be less annoying.)

Thank you for coming back! I really, really don’t think it’s meant to be anti-Semitic at all or I would never have repeated it. I just imagine it’s Marco Rubio with a fake mustache.

HP Lovecraft’s worst nightmare!

Kellyanne’s feminism died at Bowling Green.

This is my deepest, darkest secret, but I actually like Marco Rubio’s booties. They were cute and as a fellow short person, I can appreciate their height.

It’s a reference from the Keepin’ It 1600/Pod Save America podcast. Jon Lovett, former Obama White House speechwriter, coined it during the primaries because of Rubio’s curious inability to take a stand on anything/sudden disappearance from the stage whenever he should stand up for his constituents.

Marco Rubio, for some reason, is in Europe right now

Ruth Negga should win because she’s amazing. That’s all I have to say about the matter.

It’s kind of crazy that Keanu is concerned about aging, given that he’s an immortal vampire, specifically le Comte de Saint Germain.

Muslim, a teacher and .... Welsh!

Hey there, neighborino! I live OTP, but my rep’s Hank Green, a Democrat. I think Perdue & Isakson actually did hold a townhall not too long ago, but in Greenville, which is a bit of a trek for people in the metro. But they got yelled at there too. I wish I could’ve been there.

It seems like a good choice if you don’t want to sit.

Season 2 of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and a bunch of anime.

Could do with a bit more of that British reserve, tbh. Button it up and bottle it away, like I always say.