“I gentrified the White House. You’re welcome.”

Legit third option.

Would U Rather:

I want her to be General Lane, tbh.

One word: Zombies.

The movie—starring Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith (that’s two-fourths of Set-It-Off)

Renée Elise Goldsberry connected “to people who [she] did not even know were still alive” because they all wanted Hamilton tickets

Heck yeah! I’m thinking of buying a tshirt of the same, but it’s kinda pricey.

I wonder if they meant ‘willing’? Puts a different spin on it.

She is not provided health insurance or retirement.

Not enough.

OK but how much does it pay?

Hero teen.

He needs a dumb goatee, to complete the look. Commit to the bad facial hair, damnit!! Also, a young and sexy Kit Marlowe to be his frenemy!!

See, all this could’ve been solved by ‘Beach vibes.’ Khloe, let me ghostwrite your tweets.

As big as my shovel-sized yaoi hands!

“Folks, we’re in the big leagues here at Big Time Dicks! Come on down!”

Not Bigly Dicks? Feels like a missed opportunity...

I think most people believe he is an actual cannibal.

I am in her thrall.