Relax, it’s only light treason.

Meanwhile, the organizers’ reason (optics) for excluding one particular woman (Hillary Clinton) remains hilarious and dumb. Whatta world, whatta crazy, crazy world.

I feel this 100%.

Wait, what? My mind is blown!!

Good.

You know, it’s gotta sting for the bride’s other friends...

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

If this ends with someone telling Comey that he had been ‘extremely careless’ about releasing that October letter, I would enjoy that. It wouldn’t help anything, but I would enjoy it.

Who doesn’t want to go New Jersey to die?

Well, thanks to Citizens United, companies and literal piles of cash are also considered people.

Fox on stilts is exactly the right way to describe adult maned wolves. I love them. And the puppies are awwwww x 1000.

“If you ain’t rich, you don’t deserve to be alive,” - The Republican viewpoint.

WELL, PISTOLS AT DAWN.

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

Joseph always seemed to have a permanent simper on his face. I’ve disliked him since Shakespeare In Love.

REMINDER: Wayne Brady is Aaron Burr in the Chicago production of Hamilton.

Whoa, Landry made good!

Clearly, bird law is in effect here. It’s in the skies, where bird law is king.

Deemed Too Racist for 1986, Just Perfect For 2017: The Jeff Sessions Story.

Ugh, Afflecks.