Joseph always seemed to have a permanent simper on his face. I’ve disliked him since Shakespeare In Love.

REMINDER: Wayne Brady is Aaron Burr in the Chicago production of Hamilton.

Whoa, Landry made good!

Clearly, bird law is in effect here. It’s in the skies, where bird law is king.

Deemed Too Racist for 1986, Just Perfect For 2017: The Jeff Sessions Story.

Ugh, Afflecks.

C’mon. It’s the Orange Scare.

Noooooo, you gotta beat me first! Sorry, doyoudare’s mom!!

Eh, Cumberbatch was still the guy who complained about being typecast as ‘posh’, the horror. I mean, that was a couple of years ago and he might learned to be less of a tit in the meanwhile, but I’m still sick of him!!

I had never considered watching The Adjustment Bureau until now. Well played.

I’m just about ready for Hollywood to get over their Hiddleston-Cumberbatch-Redmayne high. There are far more talented and far less pale actors out there that they could be creaming over.

Isla Fisher used Amy Adams’s face on her Christmas cards last year. [The Cut]

Yup. It’s great to hear something go pop-pop-pop outside your window and not know if it’s fireworks or gunfire!!!

Rob Liefield is crafting his own comic book cinematic universe.

I guess you could say we will 🇷🇺 the day.

No. Not even if he never turned around and I didn’t see his face.

By ‘more depressing’ you mean ‘exactly like’, right?

I thought this was an article about ice-skating penguins and I was happy because I thought I could turn the conversation to how much I love Yuri!!! On Ice and how I’m still reeling from the finale — though that has nothing to do with penguins (except maybe the famously gay ones.)

My friend keeps trying to get me to read it but... Sorry, friend.

I’m pretty sure this is the plot of the webcomic, Stand Still, Stay Silent.