I watched the first one and a half episodes of The Night Of because I’m in love with Riz Ahmed’s unusually large human eyes, but I just stopped cold because I didn’t want to look at another dead girl on TV.

That’s just how the cracker crumbles.

Kate McKinnon... I give a good cry and I was #withher, please give me a hug. Or an awkward shoulder pat. Whichever is best.

Ah, shit, yeah. There’s him.

Yup. But I’m ready to dismiss any SteamboatSmiths or the like that may come along to this thread, anyway.

Nah, he was convicted in December 2015.

DEEP SIGH.

I’ve only seen one episode of Flip or Flop, where they bought a broken down house in LA with a sinking foundation for what seemed to be too much money, spent a lot of money making said house very garishly decorated, house didn’t sell and the guy shook down his mom (!) for more money (even after she initially refused…

Yesssss. That book helped me accept and love my naturally thick eyebrows.

She does sound like a baby, I can’t take her very seriously.

Same. I have to look up the lyrics.

I really want to listen to Pitbull’s Florida tourism vid, simply to see something that was so bad that it was rejected by Florida.

I am willing to wank about century-old spoilers though!

Howard’s End has been out for 106 years.

I have one: Ariana Grande, “Dangerous Woman.” It makes me mad because for a split second I think I’m about to hear Aretha singing “Natural Woman” but I’m not. I’m in this hell instead.

I would threaten to fail them, but you don’t need them hanging around for another year.

Welp, I guess electronic retailers in Georgia are going to be happy about this.

Aw man, yes, Howard’s End still messes me up. The rich consume the poor, then as well as now. Also, being crushed to death by a bookcase, as mentioned above, is a horrible way to die.

It’s okay, boo. At least you were in Florence!

But were you making out with a handsome floppy-haired man? Pretty sure that completes the experience, imho.