It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there and I just didn’t want dear Ann to be forgotten!

Ann Coulter doesn’t even get a shoutout as a hate-fueled blonde? Sad!

Wow, that picture is going straight up haunt my stress dreams for the next four years.

Not dating, just a couple of pals wandering around getting into photogenic scrapes and raising awareness for various charitable causes.

Noooo, it’s got to be Hariri.

So Papa’s son (and Dad’s grandson) will want to be known as Father, right?

Ah, but what a pick... A woman who thinks child labor laws are in the way of Making America Great Again.

Who is Dan Quayle? A man who got owned by a child in basic spelling.

Interesting that Benedict Cumberbatch thinks he’s only preceived as white, male, upper-class, privileged. [thinking face emoji]

Ahaha, no, gotta look out for my blood pressure. I do wonder what all that recount money’s gonna go to, untimately.

Yep! Lovett is the only bright spot this landfill fire that is this election season and its bloody aftermath.

Did anyone get annoyed at Hari Kondabolu and W. Kamau Bell for caping for Stein on the post-election episode of Politically Reactive? I listened to it a few weeks after the election and saw red, can’t imagine hearing it immediately after.

Grifhamm, hm. I ship it.

For some weird reason I’ve never been able to latch on to Poldark. I loved Aidan Turner as Mitchell in Being Human, but as Ross Poldark? I got nothin’.

Aw yeah, I can do that. If you liked The Crown, you might like Victoria (2016) or Young Victoria (with Emily Blunt).

Okay, I would absolutely take the North & South merch and the Mystery! tote bag, thanks.

Ah, Tigerbeat for budding autocrats. Sad!

Yo, same.

2015 was my year. It’s been going down hill ever since.

I will forever love dark burgundy lips, the color that looks good on everyone and I mean everyone, may this trend never die but come back stronger than ever, thank you and amen.