I don’t think my father, the inventor of the Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

And he’s been real-time factchecking at the same time. It’s amazing but also exhausting (to read — can’t imagine what it’s like to do.)

Beautiful.

Finally that subplot in The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay makes sense!

Actually, I wanna say that I follow both Katy Tur and Sopan Deb on Twitter and I have a lot more respect for traditional broadcast news companies (NBC and CBS in this case) for putting such quality journalists on the road. I’ve learned a lot, following them.

It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.

I want to bury my face in my hands but I don’t think I can go deep enough.

Oh shit. Maybe in two hundred years Hillary’s gonna have a hit musical about her!

Eh, whatever. I’m tired of arguing with Stein people. I’m tired of this election. I’m just plain tired!

You know what they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, shoot ‘em.

Madam, I would not.

Just because your opinion is contrarian doesn’t mean it’s not also dumb as hell, you know?

If your mind gets caught on inane details, you probably won’t go screaming into the night! And that’s enough for me.

Spree absolutely sucks, but I think full-size any candy is fine, just fine.

Exactly. Who goes dressed as a serial killer while on a killing spree?

Damn it, that makes him a spree killer, not a serial one.

Poor Yemen. Not only are they caught in a proxy war between Saudi Arabia and Iran — they gotta deal with this douchecanoe trying to sell them coffee?

I only use candy corn as throwing corn.

I watched it when it was on TV — on NBC, I want to say? Or CBS? This was before Netflix, so my whole family watched it and we were hooked! Especially when the lions just kept coming back for more. Ahhh.