No contest, he’s the worst person in America.

Everyone knows women love to be silenced and shamed!

Donald Trump Jr., the embodiment of every stereotype about people named “Jr.”

Hard agree, NYT.

... She looks a bit like Ivanka....

So, who did kill Peter if it wasn’t the Cranston bros?

Since I also live in a Southern state prone to “over-regulation” of brown people, I checked out what was needed to get married in my county. Turns out I need the completed application, a driver’s license (or passport, or a birth certificate — if not in English, you can get a notary to translate it) and $10 (possibly…

#PrayTheQuakesAway

Well those people are opening an thread that specifically asks for spoilers, but sure, yeah.

Oh.

Someone please spoil me. So does someone Gone Girl someone else?

Mandy Patinkin IS the Sexually Confused Young Scholar from Yentl!

My steaming hot take is Melissa McCarthy was the only good thing to come out of GG. Otherwise, no thanks.

Even though I’ve always been interested in true crime, nothing about the JonBenet case appeals to me. Maybe because I grew up in the nineties (I’m a year younger than Burke Ramsey? I guess?) and her face was always on some magazine or other at the supermarket, I just automatically ignore it. It’s an awful story. That…

#NotAllMittys

I caught that rant and it made me a life-long fan of Jon Lovett.

Literally the Ann Veal of presidential candidates. Him?

Yeah, I think she meant it earnestly.

Are people going to come after Hills for using ‘bless his heart’ even though she’s not really Southern? (I don’t care.)

And yet still no movie about Kick.