Don’t ever take balloons from sewer clowns, Bill Clinton.

Kit Harington’s the guy you get when Aidan Turner isn’t available.

I feel like the Netflix show would be a little less scripted...

He and Kim—noted forensics fan—are likely holed up together and will solve this case in 48 hours.

Grumpy Cat is overrated, Maru is forever.

IN ALABAMA, Y’ALL! This is good news. I hope Miss Starling receives many bottles of champagne, she deserves it.

Right. Clinton didn’t hold up Machado as a paragon of anything -- just pointed out that she is a human being with a name that Donald Trump treated horribly. And then he spent the week proving her right! Sad.

Stamina coming out of his whatever.

That’s a really old picture of Matt Lauer!!!

Chris O’Dowd tho?????

Hang in there, buddy.

How you feeling, man?

Jeb!?

Don’t have a cow, dude.

Bunnies!

It’s got to be fake, real life doesn’t usually fall under these fairy tale conditions.

Maybe these kind of appeals would work better if the authorities were to say that kissing your chicken can harm it as much as it can harm you? Since this kind of behavior comes from a place of caring too much for said pet. Right?

People who want to sell skin-lightening cream, mostly.

Yeah, like Biff from Back to the Future to Biff from Back to the Future 2.

The lording of lighter skin is a common thing growing up in Nairobi. Being called ‘black mamba.’ The slow burn of recognizing something else is better than you.