Maybe these kind of appeals would work better if the authorities were to say that kissing your chicken can harm it as much as it can harm you? Since this kind of behavior comes from a place of caring too much for said pet. Right?

People who want to sell skin-lightening cream, mostly.

Yeah, like Biff from Back to the Future to Biff from Back to the Future 2.

The lording of lighter skin is a common thing growing up in Nairobi. Being called ‘black mamba.’ The slow burn of recognizing something else is better than you.

I've always been fascinated with Roanoke, but not enough to watch AHS. Never enough for that.

That’s heart-warming. Good for you, Paris.

Good goddamn, that woman does not get a fraction of the credit she deserves for all of this.

I would go as far as to say it's just a bunch of stuff.

She's right, it's literally unbelievable.

Oh shit, An Endless Supply of Cynicism is on the case! He’ll be able to find out if a woman in New York is on fire just by walking around in a suit in Houston!

Maybe that’s what “they” want you to think! #shipper

The HMS Terror found in Terror Bay? Convenient!

Oh good, since Kentucky was under Union control last time, Matt Bevin just wants to take another crack at seceding. Good luck!

Yes! And then put that basket in a case so you have a basket case of deplorables. :D

Damn, better tell my dad those years he had of taking care of us while my mom worked was because he was a ""wife"" and not because he was our parent and was collaborating with my mom to raise the children they both had equal responsibility to raise. Woop woop.

I'd start with getting an actual basket and filling it with things labeled racism, sexism, homophobia, Islamophobia... You know, deplorable things.

I dislike Fassbender as well, but he's Irish so doesn't belong on the list of annoyingly posh English actors.

I choose to believe this, kinja user NoRagrets!

Calling it now — it was Martha Stewart. She’s the only one I could see pulling off Hills’ steely, WASPy resolve.

Oh boy, a Kelly Faircloth piece about plus-size fashion — it is a genuine pleasure.