I thought that happened when we voted for Obama?!

Yeah, I have an hour-long commute and desperately need something to fill the void.

It is great! I like the conversational, informal tone — and I can deeply identify with the need to be a little flip and a lot humorous about subjects that cause you deep anxiety. I wish I had someone to talk about murder with!

THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BALLROOM!

Does anyone here listen to the My Favorite Murder podcast? Their latest episode dropped the day the news of this came out, and one of the subjects covered was ‘family annihilators’, specifically John List.

I bet they caught another ship to America and eventually settled in Swede Hollow, Saint Paul, Minnesota and never, never talked about their feelings ever again.

Please make this a series — plus size icons through history. My fave is the earliest but - I'm on work wifi.

I am a woman, but still definitely down to draw people like French girls.

Simone is definitely in contention if I reproduce.

Dear Jezebel,

Well, it would be a great use of alternate delegates, don't you think?

FUCK OFF CLIVE

This should be called Goslinging because that's what it is.

This is so fucking awful. A fan convention can have an effective sexual harassment policy, but not a political convention meant to choose a candidate for one of the most important jobs in the world? Disgraceful.

Wow, Norman Reedus?

I feel bad for the people on the plane who had to deal with this nonsense.

Same! His delivery of that line — "We're in love!" was hilarious. Now my image of him is like his hair — ill-considered but likeable.

Ryan Lochte was pretty funny in 30 Rock, wasn't he?

Oh no, she broke up with Pacey? Love is dead, etc.

Whew, thanks for the reassurance!