Also I think this sort of exemplifies the perfect frustration of being a Democrat in the deep South, especially in national elections. I live in Atlanta right now, after growing up in a purple state, and it kills me inside that my vote for president, when it comes to it, won’t count for even a warm bucket of spit. So,…

LISTEN. I would absolutely buy and wear that Hillary dress. I demand a link to this woman’s Etsy page!

Also this is so clearly a case for Silver Age Batman & Robin.

I hear that down in the abandoned mannequin factory, you can get them for free. Or maybe this is just the first stage for the Mannequin Malefactor. Stiff-jointed women sized 0-2 should watch out!

Gwen could do better, fake relationship or no. #FreeGwen

From Page Six: Sarandon said convention organizers are making it difficult to carry out “the will of Bernie Sanders’ people.”

hands will be held and feelings will be felt

I pray that Tom Cruise is playing the Mummy.

Fuck that in the all-together. They should had Bill shave off fifteen minutes from his speech (which I actually enjoyed) and airred this. If you're trying to present Hillary as a real human woman with feelings and stuff, what works better than telling us about her relationship with her mom??

By jove, I think you've cracked the secret of why they always talk so fast.

In all honesty, my eyes just kinda slide off him. What does it say — British Hoax? Huh? If I was on my phone I would insert an makes u think emoji here.

But think how much larger a whale is to a toddler!

I'm aware! Just free-associating. :)

Is it really cool to take a slogan like ‘No Justice, No Peace’, which in this election has been closely aligned with BLM, and apply it to something like Bernie Or Bust?

Aw, now I've made myself sad by thinking about ghost Princess Di. Thanks for nothing. :(

That's always been one of my life-goals.

C’mon, have you seen his great-grandmother? That shit is permanent.

I am kind of dubious about that People cover. Sure, Prince George is a cutie and that little striped jumper with a whale on it he has on is beyond adorable (although the whale should be bigger, right? It’s a very modestly sized whale, is all I’m saying), but he’s only three. He’s a little young to start pushing fairy…

It's me. I'm in love with Senator Claire McCaskill, but unable to look directly at her light.

Hey now, let’s not blame Fred Rogers for rude youths.