If I wanted to pay $29 for sloppy joes, I would go to a restaurant!! This is wild!

As always, Dems always trying to snatch defeat out from the jaws of victory. IT LITERALLY DOES NOT GET EASIER THAN THIS, YOU FOOLS. STOP THIS INFIGHTING AND FOCUS ON DEFEATING THAT HATEFILLED BOTTLE OF SUNKIST KNOWN AS TRUMP.

Carbs are literally trying to kill me YET AGAIN.

I can't star this enough. Literally my dream tbh!

Yeah, yeah, I'm suspicious of the cost as well. And um, spices, I'm desi, I got enough spices for a lifetime.

Eh, I guess I figure I don't need it. I've been cooking since I was eleven, I can handle making do with substitutions and stuff. Cooking is fine. Now, like, baking on the other hand? Nightmares.

You and my dad both, Bobby. Can't wait to tell him that they've been doin' the dirty, dancin' with the devil in the pale moonshine, playin' Scrabble behind closed doors, filin' their taxes jointly (sexually).

I don’t really get the concept of having food delivered to me and I still have to cook it?? Why don’t I just drive to the grocery store, buy that shit, come back and THEN cook it!!! GEEZ, TIE ME TO STOVE WHY DON’T YOU!

I can definitely see Ina talkin' shit, but she also seems so eager to impress those icy WASPs with her (imho basic) recipes. Maybe it's that constant nervous chuckling though!

The only reality TV show set in the Hamptons I want to see is Ina Garten's friends secretly talking shit about her in between luxurious yet simple meals prepared by Garten's underlings.

That would have a certain ceremonial flair, true.

Personally, I am setting aside the giant meteor option for November 9th, 2016.

Gee, it's almost like he'll do or say anything at the spur of the moment and then forget all about that shit because it's not important to him anymore. Trump is America's id and it's terrible.

YQY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There Is a Potentially Fatal, Drug-Resistant Yeast Infection Spreading Through International Hospitals

Okay, so who listens to 2 Dope Queens (and who is buttdevestated that they're on hiatus for the summer!!)?? I started listening because of Jessica Williams, but tbh, I stayed for her rapport with Phoebe Robinson, who shares my taste for garbage white dudes.

What a cute dress! I would def. buy it on clearance (because no way I’d be able to afford it otherwise.)

Speaking as an American, I know we could easily become the fucktrumpets of the world by voting this outrageous clownfish into office. I’m trying my best to encourage my friends & family to go out and vote, and giving what I can to Hill’s campaign. (Not much because I’m poor as hell.) I just fear that it’s not enough.

No, Donald Trump, it's not.

You should listen to your friend, Billy Zane!