You're telling me that the nineties cinematic masterpiece, Richie Rich, is at least partially based on fact?? Whaaaaat.

Patricia Clarkson is my WASP Queen. I dream about her sometimes.

Man, Will Arnett is an irl GOB without the magic.

Man, I need to do a Friday Night Lights rewatch. With only bits of the second season included, obviously.

I got ungreyed here! Not on Jezebel though. I've been reading for years, but I finally sacked up and got a Kinja. ;____;

Hey now, it’s not after six.

That last paragraph doesn't seem so much to describe a person as it does a new, pumpkin-fueled AI that's designed to offend as many people as possible.

Thank you!

Probably a just Jack Donaghy fan feeling their feelings.

Anna, can you ungrey me? I think you look like a very nice vampire.

This is a complete clusterfuck, I believe Amber, but I also want to know why Johnny Depp is making *another* movie titled The Libertine? Enough's enough!

I got a Kinja so I could tell you that is an excellent idea.