A Million Ways To Die, yet there is but only one way to laugh.

Dear Dan & Erin:

I'd never heard that song before, so thanks for the tip. I just went and downloaded it from Amazon, so your post just help stimulate the economy AND send two bits Ray Wylie Hubbard's way!

"Ask not what your junkie can do for you, ask what you can do for your junkie."

Here's a link to it on Vimeo.

Love the song too. Its also physically impossible for me not to hit my air cymbals whenever he sings "Church bells are ringing".

Well, thats what you get for calling your band Jordo & the Flamin' Jerks.

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky took me out for Chinese food? I thought we were going to the greasy take-out joint down the block, but nope. Brasky, takes out a shovel and tunnels through the Earth's crust, mantle and molten core all the way to the other side of the planet and then up we pop into a…

Might I suggest Don Johnson's debut album "Heartbeat"? It syncs up to most every movie ever created quite nicely.

I love Yaphet Kotto, Samuel L. Jackson and Wesley Snipes as the villains in that movie too: The Black Israelites.

"Ya ever notice how old ladies at church be dressin’ up like
fat, white bridesmaids from the 80's every Sunday?"

Sorry, but everyone knows that the only way to destroy them is via a Nerf football to the crotch.

This is seriously the most deliriously deranged show on television that I've ever seen. It makes my acid trips look like The Lawrence Welk Show (Full disclosure. Most of my acid trips were spent watching The Lawrence Welk Show on PBS).

The show was originally gonna be called "Mmmmmhhummma Munnmmuma". Cause ya know mumble-core, get it?!

Under The Dome? More like Blunder The Dumb, amIright folks?

This is no fun. Its like being an Illegal Alien.

This book is gonna be onnnnnnnn. Til the crack of dawn and mowin' down best sellers like it was mowin' a lawn.

That sound you hear is David Vitter slowly cutting a hole in the bottom of a popcorn tub.

That sound you hear is David Vitter slowly cutting a hole in the bottom of a popcorn tub.

Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there. Do not mix steroids and punk rock.