I can't get over the "occasionally park our car inside." What?! like do you just occasionally bulldoze all of the lucky renters shit?

Ever mistakenly got it in your eye? Could not deal. I was either going crazy or I could for sure see them snakin' around my eyeball.

Only 30%?! They have got to be lying.

This gif is giving me life today. My feels exactly.

I often find myself talking about this, which is absolutely ridiculous, but whatever my life is boring. I do believe that she is probably way more intellectual and tactful IRL and is using this image as a business strategy(duh). That being said it's still gross that she made a conscious decision to splay this idiotic…

I work in the beauty industry so there is a lot of pressure to actually do something with my hair, but I have a new rule I've been sticking to - I only "do" my hair if I'm going out. My "hair style" is a bun at the office these days.

Seriously agree with you on point a. Even when I spend time blowing out my hair, it looks like I neglected to brush within 5 minutes. It ain't fair.