“HOW DARE YOU??? I know in my heart I’m not a pedophile. In fact, you mention the 5 children I molested, but not the hundreds of children I’ve encountered in my life that I did not molest. How can you be so close-minded? I thought you liberals were supposed to be tolerant. If you ask me, you’re the real pedophiles.”

I’m all in favor of recognizing flaws in one’s own community, but publicly shaming black people for hypocrisy is counter-productive.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

“You do not want to be woken up by a kitten playing with your penis, or a wet dog nose on your arse.”

You don’t know what I want.

The charges in this case are clearly excessive, but that’s not my issue.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

This just reads to me as a big manchild trying to justify his shitty behavior. Which could be unfair, but really.

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

That’s a polar bear you dunce.

It’s right here

Fixed.

Jughead’s been the best since 1941.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

“I can no longer be objective about this issue because you don’t like me.” That makes no sense at all. Either be a professional or GTFO.

The short is awesome but nowhere near the genius or CG quality found in Pacific Rim.

The computer graphics are damn good—like Pacific Rim good. And that movie looks fantastic. Can't wait to see if this animated short is spun off into a feature film. A beautiful one, at that.

A special shout-out to the Michael Mann-influenced The Way of the Gun by Christopher McQuarrie (screenwriter of The Usual Suspects and director of the upcoming Mission: Impossible 5). The obvious influence is in the tactical knowledge, how the characters do not waste bullets and use cover properly. The entire film is…

Literally any of us who sit at our shit desk jobs commenting on sports would give almost anything to be an NFL-level player of any quality - even a benchwarmer - for one game - let alone be someone as good as him.

I'm sure Homeless Mike down the street finds your whining about your shitty desk job to be just as offensive. You have the fucking privilege to take your boss's shit to get a paycheck on a regular basis. I'm sure you'll be sad one day when you look back at the missed opportunity to say "YES SIR!" in a gleeful way at…

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