Choking and suffocating a person are completely different, like right Twix and left Twix.

A white woman walked into a Black man’s apartment while he was sitting on the couch eating ice cream watching TV in his underwear and shot him, and I am relieved that she was actually found guilty.

I’m waiting for the sentencing, until then this is still up in the air.  

You’re correct, it’s a bad headline. There was nothing late about the hit, it was just an egregiously dirty one. 

+1 for remembering the Chargers are in LA.

A classic for people in the know from Michigan:

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

Ten years ago an openly gay candidate would never have gotten this level of attention or support.

He’s the embodiment of Buttered toast

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

I mean he has decent politics I just also don’t get it

Thanks!! That's my daughter and I. We're so glad you like our cosplay!

Yup. In the future, the GOP is going to pretend that Trump was an aberration, but the only difference between him and a more “traditional” Republican is that Donnie can't stop saying the quiet parts out loud. 

You’re so right...everything has become so pussified these days.  We got dinged all the time back in the 90s and nobody was ever worse off for it.

It’s funny how 20+ years ago, when I was playing high school football, the exact symptoms were referred to as “Getting your bell rung” and treated with smelling salts, walking it off, and getting my ass back into the game.

To be fair, he probably did see them coming, but thought they were further away than they were when he started running.

Bet he didn’t see that coming.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

No sympathy for everybody’s favorite fancy dog. You watch a Thursday night Titans-Jags game, you get what you have coming to you.

Forget it, Jake; it’s Florida Woman.