Every single Cubs fan can fuck right off, too.

As soon as abortions are illegal and women give up the right to vote.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I’ve been trained to wait for English translations...my first thought was “when is the US release?”

Let’s just go with Charles Kinsey... not a nurse but you know pretty close. The officer that SHOT him and was subsequently arrested on charges of attempted manslaughter and negligence for his role in shooting Kinsey continues to be on leave WITH pay.

Goku/Gokus Universe is going to win the Super Dragonalls and he’ll use the wish to revive all the people from the lost Universes back; Probably into their universe.

He’s an outstanding alcoholic.

Cue an Evony reference.

I have been saying for a while now that if the Xbox team really wanted to make a splash, they’d have made a living room PC and used their brand to succeed where Valve failed. The Xbox One X seems so unappealing to me. Unless third-party publishers are going to start releasing new games at 60FPS on Xbox One X (they’re…

You’re probably the only person here who even knew the PSP have five variations.

What else are they going to do since gawker got shut down?

Anybody who names their album Lust For Life and isn’t Iggy Pop needs to have a word with me.

I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, until it said she was going after YouTube and Twitch streams that simply had the game in it. That’s just petty.

Apparently the developers just didn’t have enough ENTHUSIASM!

Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released

I remember when Bloomberg was rolling out his Big Gulp tax and how sooo many white liberals where on board with this because “health”. When I heard (in a podcast, I believe) someone bring up that frappaccinos are worse than soda and why just target Big Gulps, the amount of twisting and turning to justify not taking…

They’ve been trying this one for years. “The other party says they’ll help you, and then doesn’t follow up. So, vote for us, the assholes who say up front that we won’t do shit for you! That’s a campaign promise you can count on.”

Do these people actually get in the water? Because if not this is the stupidest shit ever.

Nintendo should just cut out the middle man and let you guys serve the C&Ds.

Trump is def going to tweet that he wasn’t planning to invite them anyway.