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TRACK DAY BRO

IMO this strangely favors the Isuzu Vehicross.

I wonder what the weight is when they're all gutted like that? Must be pretty darn light to get tossed around like that in 65mph.

Chemtrails!!!!!!

Dodge Dakota....specifically the Gen IIIs from '97-'04.

But then you'll turn your sweet, innocent teenager into a BMW driver. No parent wants that for their child.

I don't have kids, but if I had one who's driving age, I'd get them a Mazda3 with a stick. It's fun, but not crazy enough to get you into trouble, and the stick forces you to learn to pay attention and drive the right way. Plus, they can fit a ton of stuff in the hatch for when they go off to school or whatever.

"please mtv pimp my ride!"

That's gouda news!

"Prius Plug-In Annihilates 21 Minute Mark on the 'Ring"

Not gonna lie, this is the first thing that ran through my head.

DEM HAUNCHES

Not worst, wurst.

WHAT THE FUCK NISSAN. You'll build THIS:

I'm indifferent to the wheels (stylistically), but thise "goldwall" tires have to go.