JFYI, the Boeing Commercial Airplanes headquarters is in Tukwila, WA. Only Boeing Corporate is in Chicago.

1st Gear:

Got somewhere you need to go? Go there in an M5.

Boeing calls these “White Tails” (planes that sit without a buyer, or a buyer who backed out of the deal)

....what in the actual fuck, Don?!?!?!?

Blasphemy!

*Sighhhhhhh*

I almost blew $250 on a damn backpack on Kinja deals today.... I think this would be a much better use of that cash!

OMG, the SV Lamborghini is good Lamborghini. Completely batshit insane in a ridiculous color. I love it.

Meanwhile, in America:

You, sir, are a being serious butthead.

It sort of has a Batmobile thing going for it....

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG, except this is the wagon I really want....

Like the spring that fell off a Brawn and hit Felipe Massa’s helmet in 2009. The part was fairly small and only about 1 lbs, but at >120 mph, it has lethal force that could easily kill a driver.

That’s the old one! This is the XTR, the new one. Much better looking (although, still friggin’ weird)

Great Mclaren.

YouTube’s most punchable face.

Washington does. It suuuuuucks.

Could be like a Hunchback of Mukilteo situation? Extra fueslage on the back of the 777? :)