Ahh, yesh, CARS FOR EVERYONE!

OMG..... horrifying....

Dad?? Mom???

Surely, I'd take the Alfa-Romeo 159 Sportwagon out on a lovely date. My fleshly instinct was to pursue the F-Type Jag (that face! those hips! British accent! can't keep your eyes off her!), but the Alfa is a much better choice... Here is why:

That's why it's funny.

Upon further thought, I want to revise my original submission and propose these bad boys as the best Ski Resort Vehicles: AT-AT walkers. Can't get much more menacing.

YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP, don't be a d-bag.

Not much can beat Kenny from the Block's Trax STI!

You're asking for it....

Good DAY, sir!

DAMMIT KINJA.

Douche.

Allow me to assist....