E.L. turned her shitty fan fiction spawned from her Twilight obsession into an obscene fortune. Do not feel bad for her.

I can help ruin it for you. Alicia Silverstone is an anti-vaxxer. http://jezebel.com/alicia-silvers…

Good for her; sorry for him.

When it comes to names, I say nobody changes their last name when they get married. No hyphenating, either. Sons take the father's last name, and daughters take the mother's. If everyone did that, it would simplify tracing patrilineal and matrilineal descent.

If you go to the gym after work on Mondays, you're doing what too many other people do. If you want to go when it's less crowded, go after work on Fridays (or really, any day other than Monday).

Good for him. Still, the great thing about George W. Bush being a *former* president is that I no longer need to give a fuck what he thinks or says about anything, ever again.

There's nothing we can do, at least not for a very long time; it is The Future of an Illusion.

2 million fans at the age of nine, and adults calling her the Most Beautiful Girl in the World? Yeah, this little girl is going to grow up to be totally normal.

That is an abstruse way to explain how the Senate works while simply ignoring the point, which is that the Senate is not representative; it is in fact the *opposite* of representative, as is its purpose — to favor your "orange M&Ms". The House of REPRESENTATIVES is representative. Imagine that.

Here, let's listen to an Islamic Salafist, Zakir Naik, founder and president of the Islamic Research Foundation, answer an audience question about when it is permissible to rape women who are spoils of war.

There's plenty of nasty shit in the New Testament to be getting along with. Peter, for example, thought that Lot was a righteous dude for giving up his daughters to be raped by a mob.

In the absence of decent alternatives, I intend to write in for "Almost Anyone Else".

I don't think the German version of this book, Frauen Physik, would go over so well.

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Have you tried "I don't speak English" in perfect English and a straight face?

remove any objections to them not being treated as second class citizens.

John deserves credit/blame for turning an outbreak of a brain-degenerating disease into a pandemic, but the fine people of the State of Alaska deserve their share of it for setting it lose in the first place.

SECondly, let's try to avoid getting HYPERBOLIC.