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I didn't go to high school with any of the people in this movie, and I am very handsome.

Hunch: Gilette's drop in sales has less to do with the sudden popularity of beards, which is selective perception bias, and more to do with people getting wise that Gilette razors and shaving creams and aftershaves are an obscene rip-off, and that one can get the job done as well or better using a proper brush,…

What's a girl to do when each episode of Inside Amy Schumer is funnier than the next?

Is it ironic that the advertisement that played before this clip was for Clearblue pregnancy tests?

Is it ironic that the advertisement that played before this clip was for Clearblue pregnancy tests?

50 bananas a day would expose you to a dose of about 5 microsieverts of radiation, or about five arm x-rays.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

Is it possible to run out of exasperation? I simply have no more fucks to give for Fox News, Hannity et al anymore. Watching the clips, all I could muster was an eye roll and an internal "oh, here they go again" dialogue.

So, they took a waffle, put a sausage patty on it, then a scrambled egg, and slightly folded it in the middle so that its shape is vaguely reminiscent of a taco, and sold it. Good for them.

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That's not how baking works. You can't just replace sugar with salt in a cookie recipe. There's actual chemistry involved.

I have no problem with James Franco trolling for pussy. I'm simply pointing out that if getting laid is your objective, best not to describe it as "meeting someone." That is an abuse of our colloquial understanding of what someone means by wanting to "meet someone."

He wanted to take that girl out for a nice dinner and have her home before curfew, if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.

"Meeting someone." Be honest, Franco, you weren't looking to get to know this girl's hopes and dreams.

I watched the video with the sound muted and I suggest you do the same.

SEE!? This ONE study disproves all the other studies linking meat with heart disease, high cholesterol, various types of cancer, etc!